on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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