So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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