I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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