addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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