I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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