is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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