Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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