Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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