that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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