guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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