My brain says no but my pants say off.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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