I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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