Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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