What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Two words: blizzard sex
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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