Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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