How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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