I wish I only lived at night.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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