oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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