He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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