Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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