Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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