Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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