there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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