It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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