I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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