if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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