This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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