Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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