Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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