He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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