I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My liver just had a heart attack.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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