Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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