P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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