hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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