i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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