considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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