Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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