This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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