we're chasing vodka with high fives
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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