I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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