Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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