he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize