I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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