You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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