Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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