But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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