Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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