Buhtt sex?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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