nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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