just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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